Say What?

Having a preschooler with an imagination leads you to say stuff like:

"Eat all the babies first and then you can eat the mom."


*We were discussing her small and large vitamins she needed to eat.  Nothing truly horrific.

Kids are Gross

Lizzy sneezed hard enough to need a tissue.  Soon she came hunting for a tissue and found that the box was empty.  After asking me what to do now, I suggested she go upstairs and get a tissue from the box in our room.  She's becoming slightly frightened of going to a different floor by herself so she looked around for another option.  Spying Nye's diaper that I had recently changed (and forgotten to put in the wash pail!), she happily chirped, "How 'bout I use Nye's diaper! That's a good idea!"

Oh no honey, that's a terrible, terrible idea.  ::gags::

Forget something?

Say you've gone to a sports lock-in and you forget a playpen?  No fear, just throw baby in with the balls.
The ultimate ball pit/playpen!

Snowmen

See the two piles of pink clay?  They are snowmen.  Lizzy's been making lots of them, but each has to have a friend.  When she asked me to come see her latest creation, I asked her their names.


Me: Oh!  What's his name?
Lizzy:  Ala-kima-wanna-loo.
Me: Wow.  What the other one's name?
Lizzy: Snowman.

A Nice Day for a Stroll

We recently found a stroller someone was getting rid of.  Nye believes it's for him.
So adorably enough, Lizzy takes him for a ride.  I briefly consider telling them to stop, but then think, what's going to happen?!  Lizzy's pushing him so gently.

Oh.....right, she could slip and accidently push the stroller into the (cold) oven with enough force to knock Nye off balance and send them both careening into the edge of the fridge.

REALLY GUYS?!  You have the coordination of your mother!