Lizzy has started her own church.
She found a small table and makes me sit and be quiet while she reads from "New Good Food: A Shopper's Pocket Guide." The people are friendly there, and it has a very celebratory atmosphere. The preacher talks for about 30 seconds then yells, "Now it time to run and play!!!" and proceeds to run and play. After a few laps around the congregation, she goes back to the podium and tells me to be quiet again.
However, I find the scripture reading questionable. The last sermon taught this:
"The fruit of the Spirit is....... elephants. Now, Run and PLAY!"
Still, I think I'll stay because the pastor is really cute.
She found a small table and makes me sit and be quiet while she reads from "New Good Food: A Shopper's Pocket Guide." The people are friendly there, and it has a very celebratory atmosphere. The preacher talks for about 30 seconds then yells, "Now it time to run and play!!!" and proceeds to run and play. After a few laps around the congregation, she goes back to the podium and tells me to be quiet again.
However, I find the scripture reading questionable. The last sermon taught this:
"The fruit of the Spirit is....... elephants. Now, Run and PLAY!"
Still, I think I'll stay because the pastor is really cute.
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