Friday, March 21, 2014
Why People Sign Prenuptials
Nye: Will you pretend dinner dance with me?
Lizzy: Only if you get married to me.
N: I don't want to.
L: Then I won't go.
N: But then I'll be all alone.
L: Then get married to me.
N: Ok.
L: Will you give me all your love?
N: Yes.
L: Will you give me all your mercy?
N: Yes.
L: Will you give me all your peaceness?
N: Yes.
L: Will you give me all your house?
N: No!
L: But you have to.
N: ::whining:: But then I'll be all alone and I won't have a house.
L: But I won't go to the dinner dance with you.
N: Okay.....I guess I'll give you all my house.
L: Ok.
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John, and Mama B, and I LAUGHED. Granted, I had already seen this and laughed... but the absurdity and... well... truth of it all, amused me!
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