Saturday, April 30, 2011

Potty Humor

Lizzy goes to the potty today and chats with me:
Me: Ok, we have to wipe now.
Lizzy:  Oh....whhhhhy (whiny voice)?
Me: Because if we don't, some poop might be left and hurt your bottom.
Lizzy:  And cause we'll get sick?
Me::surprised:: Yeah, we could get sick from it too I guess.
Lizzy: And then we'll DIE!


Lizzy:  Look!  I pooped.  Number2!!
Me: ::surprised because I never use that phrase::  Did Dad tell you that?
Lizzy: Yep! ::poops more:: Look!   I pooped Number 3!!