Lizzy goes to the potty today and chats with me:
Me: Ok, we have to wipe now.
Lizzy: Oh....whhhhhy (whiny voice)?
Me: Because if we don't, some poop might be left and hurt your bottom.
Lizzy: And cause we'll get sick?
Me::surprised:: Yeah, we could get sick from it too I guess.
Lizzy: And then we'll DIE!
Lizzy: Look! I pooped. Number2!!
Me: ::surprised because I never use that phrase:: Did Dad tell you that?
Lizzy: Yep! ::poops more:: Look! I pooped Number 3!!