Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Say What?


Having a preschooler with an imagination leads you to say stuff like:

"Eat all the babies first and then you can eat the mom."


*We were discussing her small and large vitamins she needed to eat.  Nothing truly horrific.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Kids are Gross



Lizzy sneezed hard enough to need a tissue.  Soon she came hunting for a tissue and found that the box was empty.  After asking me what to do now, I suggested she go upstairs and get a tissue from the box in our room.  She's becoming slightly frightened of going to a different floor by herself so she looked around for another option.  Spying Nye's diaper that I had recently changed (and forgotten to put in the wash pail!), she happily chirped, "How 'bout I use Nye's diaper! That's a good idea!"

Oh no honey, that's a terrible, terrible idea.  ::gags::

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Feelin' Hot



Yesterday's conversation:

Me: "What's wrong honey?"
Lizzy thinks: "I'm bored, I have a temperature of 104, and I feel icky."
Me: "Here, have some bread. Maybe it will make you feel better."

...



Lizzy thinks: Whoa, I do feel a little better!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Sink Baby



Elizabeth's first bath in a sink. I think she likes it. :)