Me: "Lizzy, you can put them on the table, but be careful. If you drop the plate it will break."
Lizzy: "Yeah, break my toe!"
Hmmm...close enough I guess.
Lizzy found her "Daddy" wood doll, walked it over to me, pulled his legs wide open, and yelled "DADDY PEE ON MOMMY!!" Then fell over laughing histerically.
Oh to be 2...