Lee was hitting Lizzy on the head with a ballon (gently of course...sort of :) ) and singing "Fee Fi Fo Fum, I'm hitting Lizzy on the head!"
Lizzy: "Daddy, stop! God doesn't say that you can say that."
Lee: "What does God say?"
Lizzy: "God says, 'Don't worship idols, don't steal, honor your mommy and daddy...."
Lee interrupting: "Yeah, but he doesn't say don't hit people on the head, so I can do that, right?
Lizzy, indignantly: "NO! God doesn't say that."
Lee: "I know, God doesn't say that, so I can."
Lee: "But he does say be nice, so I guess I should stop hitting you on the head."
Lizzy was pacified and they commenced a 15 minute game of keep the ballon off the ground and bounce on the couch. All ended well. :)